Funny customisable retirement card for her. Perfect card for a female friend, relative or colleague who is about to retire or who is newly retired and you want to offer good luck, congratulations or best wishes to, while maybe raising awareness of the dangers of daytime TV! Original, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made to order by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a newly formed greeting card shop. All cards are supplied with either a speckled white or lime green envelope and are just shy of 15 x 15cm square and printed on 300gsm card that is glossy one side and matt on the other for you to write your message without any smudging. All cards are printed and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom. They are posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. Cards are left blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out.