Funny card for somebody who not only obsesses about their daily step count but is always very competitive in doing so, sharing their daily step statistics in their social group or in their smart watch manufacturer's challenge group. Sometimes the number of steps they're doing seems too high to be true and in this case it is as Roger has replaced the pendulum in his grandfather clock with his smart watch so every time the clock 'tick tocks', that's another step! Original, handmade, unique design, funny greeting card, handmade made by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a newly formed greeting card shop. All cards are supplied with either a speckled white or lime green envelope and are just shy of 15 x 15cm (6 x 6 inches) square and printed on 300gsm card that is glossy one side and matt on the other for you to write your message without any smudging! All cards are printed and posted to you with care and we aim to ensure you're completely satisfied with your purchase if you we're lucky enough to secure your custom. They are posted to you with free delivery in a separate card backed envelope that ensures it will arrive in top condition. Cards are left blank inside so that you can add your own message. This also enables you to use them for a wider range of occasions. Free standard delivery is Royal Mail second class. For an additional fee, this can be upgraded to express delivery where it would be posted Royal Mail first class. If you need the card urgently, we recommend you choose the express (first class) option. If you would like another delivery option e.g. tracked, please contact me before ordering so that I can add this to the listing as a delivery option for you to choose when checking out. Personalisable / customisable funny handmade birthday greeting card. Personalisable, customisable funny handmade birthday greeting cards for him or her, made to order.