Funny Builder Card - Tight Arse Man Uses Toy Digger To Excavate His Extension Footings

This funny builder birthday card shows a digger driver wearing a yellow hard hat who is operating a children's sandpit toy digger to excavate the footings for an extension building project he is working on. Why didn't the cost cutting skin flint just pay for a real digger though, he could have had the job done in a day!

This personalised funny builder card would also be perfect for a digger driver, a construction worker or a DIY homeowner who likes to do everything on the cheap. The sort of person who vows never to pay anyone to do anything he can do himself, no matter how long it takes, or how dangerous it might be! 

This card features our own original, unique design and is handmade entirely inhouse by us, Hoof's Card Emporium, a small UK based greeting card designer and maker. 

The finished care size will be 146mm x 146mm square and it will be made using high quality 300gsm cardstock that has a gloss finish on the printed side and is matt on the inside for you to write your message without any smudging. The card is blank inside for your message and to ensure it is suitable for any occasion. 

It will be supplied with your choice of either a speckled white or lime green 100gsm envelope, packed inside a protective recyclable cello bag and posted free via Royal Mail 2nd class delivery in a separate card backed envelope. This can be upgraded to 1st class when checking out if you need your card quicker.