The Admiral's unsinkable foe, an undigested unflushed pea, a funny customisable male navy ship offic

Funny nautical birthday card, or handmade navy themed birthday card with a toilet humour twist. This funny birthday card is suitable for anyone with a slightly peurile sense of humour and especially somebody who is, or used to be in the navy. Can be used as a birthday or retirement card for him. 

This card can be personalised with the name and rank of a serving naval officer if you wish. Your card will be handmade to order with care and is made entirely inhouse. The card will be 146mm x 146mm square and printed on a high quality 300gsm card stock that is gloss on the printed picture side an d matt on the inside so that you can write your own message without any risk of smudging. The card is blank inside for your message and so that it can be used for any occasion.

You have a choice of lime green or speckled white 100gsm envelope and your card will be posted in a separate card backed envelope so that it arrives with you in perfect condition. Royal Mail 2nd class delivery is included within the price.